EVO 2010: Jared in Real Life
Thursday, July 15, 2010 at 3:16PM 
"Is this real life?"
After consuming roughly 8 beers, two shots and a yard-tall margarita, things do begin to seem a bit fuzzy to say the least. The night before EVO 2010, my good friend Haunts of iPlayWinner decided it was a good time to take in all that Vegas has to offer. Apparently, that meant a whirlwind tour of every single bar within a 2 block radius. In San Francisco, that'd be no problem -- just a few, really. In Vegas, it's a few dozen.
My friend grabs my shoulder and gives me a shake, her eyes wide with genuine anxiety.
"Jared," she says. "Is this real life? Did shit just get real?"
My gaze spins about, unable to focus on the beer in my hand. Behind the counter, there's a man on a cell phone calling us a limo to god-knows-where to see god-knows-who do god-knows-what with no clothes on. I turn back to my friend.
"Yeah. Shit just got real."
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